Kirstin: Ella, is your plate empty?
Ella: Well actually, there’s dark matter there which you can’t see. And some air…
Tom: I knew you were clever Ella when you were two and I asked you if there was anything under the bed and you said “No, just air”.
Kirstin: Miles, did you like the chicken kiev?
Miles: Yes. But I didn’t like all the crumb bits.
Tom: That’s mad because you like all the crumb bits in Wagamama. What did you think of the garlic?
Ella: It was like a giant chicken nugget filled with garlic bread. And I loved it.
Tom: It’s like garlic bread, made with chicken instead. Garlic chicken. That was totally yum. It had everything in it.
Ella: What’s Doctor Who’s favourite food?
Kirstin: I don’t know.
Ella: Dalek bread.
Kirstin and Tom: *Groan*
Kirstin: It was an interesting challenge to get the butter inside the chicken breast but I devised a strategy that didn’t involve too much butter going everywhere. And I’m sorry there aren’t any pictures tonight…I hope the joke makes up for it!