“Classic Kiev” from “Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes”

Kirstin: Ella, is your plate empty?

Ella: Well actually, there’s dark matter there which you can’t see. And some air…

Tom: I knew you were clever Ella when you were two and I asked you if there was anything under the bed and you said “No, just air”.

Kirstin: Miles, did you like the chicken kiev?

Miles: Yes. But I didn’t like all the crumb bits.

Tom: That’s mad because you like all the crumb bits in Wagamama. What did you think of the garlic?

Miles: No.

Ella: It was like a giant chicken nugget filled with garlic bread. And I loved it.

Tom: It’s like garlic bread, made with chicken instead. Garlic chicken. That was totally yum. It had everything in it.

Ella: What’s Doctor Who’s favourite food?

Kirstin: I don’t know.

Ella: Dalek bread.

Kirstin and Tom: *Groan*

Kirstin: It was an interesting challenge to get the butter inside the chicken breast but I devised a strategy that didn’t involve too much butter going everywhere. And I’m sorry there aren’t any pictures tonight…I hope the joke makes up for it!

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“Classic Kiev” from “Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes”