Miles: This smelled really good from upstairs. What is it?
Kirstin: It’s chicken. With vegetables.
Ella: What’s this?
Kirstin: Really?!? It’s asparagus.
Ella: I’m going to taste it. *pause*. It’s ok.
Kirstin: It didn’t kill you?
Ella: I don’t really like it though. If I was dying and there was only asparagus I would eat it. I’m going to have another bit of it now in case I’m dying and it’s the only food around.
Ella: Also, if there were creatures with diamond shaped skeletons, how does that work?
Kirstin: Can I just tell you a thing about asparagus. Have a bit more and pretend you’re dying and it’s the only food around.
Ella: Is it going to make me fart forever?
Kirstin: You’re not even having the whole puree thing which goes on the top of this. It’s supposed to be with mint, but I couldn’t be bothered to go and forage in the dark for our mint, so I’ve made it with coriander. And Jamie, if you’re reading this, I can tell you that coriander works really well and I would definitely recommend it if you want to try something different with this recipe. And now let me tell you about the asparagus. It will make your pee smell!
Miles: Urine trouble.
Ella: I was going to say that!
Kirstin: Oh niiiice! Thank you for that, you two!