Miles: I wasn’t expecting a curry!
Kirstin: Yes, tonight I made Jamie’s Pukka Yellow Curry. It was simple to make, even though it took longer than it said it would in the recipe.
Ella: So I shouldn’t tell any fish jokes then.
Kirstin: No, because tonight we’re having chicken.
Ella: What about cat jokes?
Kirstin: NO. No cat jokes either.
Ella: But that’s clawful.
Kirstin: I said no cat jokes!
Miles: Ella, remember you have to paws in the middle of a sentence when you’re telling a joke.
Ella: Mum, are you feline OK?
Kirstin: STOP IT! No cat jokes!
Miles: Well I think that was purr-fect!
Kirstin: Shall we try the chicken now?
Ella: Yum. I’m still trying to figure out a way to fit canine into a joke.
Miles: I like the chicken!
Ella: Wolf it down!
Kirstin: And on that note and before we go down the whole dog joke route, we thought it was OK, but I don’t think I’ll be making it again.