Miles: If I like this, I would like it again please. I could smell it upstairs!
Kirstin: So, do you like it?
Miles: Mummy, I love this beef!
Kirstin and Tom: IT’S PORK!
Miles: Well, I love it.
Ella: This is the most delicious pork I’ve ever had.
Miles: I think the same.
Tom: Try the sauce, Ella!
Ella: It’s yummy!
Kirstin: This was absolutely delicious. I would make this every week. Every day!
Ella: The outside bit on the pork is all salty and crunchy. And slightly burned. It’s really good.
Kirstin: It was incredibly easy to cook.
Tom: I love it. Burnt stuff, with sugar and chilli. What’s not to love? And it smelled amazing when it was cooking.
Miles: Mummy, everyone loves this beef! This beef’s delicious!
Kirstin: IT’S PORK! Wow, look at Miles, just tucking in! He’s cleared his plate!
The following morning:
Miles: I loved that food last night, mummy!
Kirstin: Can you remember what it was?
Miles: Um… was it beef? Hmmm….. chicken?
Kirstin: No, it was PORK!