“Kitchen” – our verdict

Anna: You never made the spaghetti with Marmite, Kirstin.

Kirstin: No, Sue did though.

Anna: What did Sue think of it?

Kirstin: She wasn’t that impressed.

Anna: Well, I’ve been pleasantly surprised this month. I honestly didn’t think I was going to like Kitchen as much as I have.

Kirstin: It was about half way through we decided we weren’t that impressed. I’d had some successes, but you hadn’t.

Anna: No, but then I did the duck legs and those fantastic meringues, and it turned around.

Kirstin: What about the chicken and garlic?

Anna: Too dry. I will do it again, but with more wine next time.

Kirstin: She got it wrong. She has minions.

Anna: But, the salmon with Japanese dressing is fabulous and I’ve cooked it again. Likewise the squid pasta. And I’m doing the chocolate chip cookies again this week. Is there anything you’d do again?

Kirstin: The amazing chicken with chorizo!! I’d do it again in a heartbeat! But I’m going to stay away from chocolate cakes for now. I have learnt my lesson with chocolate cakes.

Anna: So how do you rate Kitchen versus all her other books then?

Kirstin: It’s not as good. Feast is best. And the real problem was the organisation was truly dreadful.

Anna: You’re right. It’s impossible to find anything. Luckily it has a good index. Kitchen has grown on me. But it’s not my favourite Nigella ‘read’.

“Carbonnade a la flamande” and “Chocolate chip bread pudding” from “Kitchen”

Judy: I have the same recipe from Julia Child, boeuf a la flamande.

John: The doyenne of French cooking in America.

Anna: Who, Mom?

Judy: Did you put beer in this?

Anna: Yes, it was Leffe brune. Two bottles of the stuff.

Peter: It puts hairs on your chest.

“Speedy scalopinne with rapid roastini” from “Kitchen”

Anna: I give in.  Work is so busy right now I’m getting sucked into Nigella’s promise of a speedy, tasty dinner on the table in seconds.  She’s offering me a solution, our lives are so similar after all!

Peter: Well, you both have dark hair.  And she also is worth a hundred million.

Anna: One and the same we are.  I wouldn’t normally go for a recipe like this as it’s not particularly healthy, but needs must.

Peter: It didn’t taste unhealthy.  We had vegetables with it.

Anna: I guess it wasn’t that bad.  It involved fried things and I try to avoid fried things.

Peter: Well I liked it anyway.  The sauce on the scalopinne was a bit sharp with the lemon.

Anna: That was probably my fault for not seasoning it properly.  I was in such a rush to finish my speedy meal that I didn’t have time to add salt.

Peter: I really liked the gnocchi.  They were like cheat’s chips.

Anna: I have to admit they were a revalation.  I like a good gnocchi and these were brilliant.  I could have eaten them on their own.  In fact, I think I might next time you’re out.  Just like Nigella.  Now, where’s my silk dressing gown?

“Chicken with 40 cloves of garlic” (and “Slow roast pork belly) from “Kitchen”

Anna: I forgot to take any pictures of the roast pork belly last night.

Peter: Let me describe it to you.

Anna: Go on then.

Peter: It was porky.  Very well slow-cooked.  Fell apart beautifully.  Dark.  A touch sticky. Good crunchy crackling.

Anna: It was lovely and moist wasn’t it?  I was a bit intrigued by the marinade, having tahini and soy in it and all.  But it worked didn’t it?

Peter: You would never have known there was tahini in it.

Anna: And it was perfect for a dinner party, seeing as it didn’t need touching for 4 hours.  Lovely.  Nigel’s dauphinoise and some green beans complimented it perfectly.

“Blondies” from “Kitchen”

Anna: It’s so nice to get back to baking after a hard week working.  Really, baking is much more fun.  I’m going to forget Nigella’s brownie disappointment from the other week, and try these Blondies instead.  They’ve got oats in them, so they’re good for you.

Peter: They’re something of a hybrid, these Blondies.  They certainly pack the chocolate chips in, but they’re also like a flapjack.  But too soft to be a flapjack.  They have a very strange texture.

“Patara lamb shanks” from “Kitchen”

Anna: You’re very excited because we haven’t had lamb shanks in ages….

Peter:  Yes, I can’t remember the last time I had a good shank.

Anna: Here all week.

Peter: I notice this is a different recipe from the usual.  And it looks like it’s going to be quite curry-y.

Anna: Good spot.  Did the name give it away?

Peter: Well Patara isn’t near Sheffiield is it?

Anna: You went and got the shanks from Drings.  I see you could feed a family of four with each one, as usual.

Peter: Just the right size, I’m glad I took the car.

“Salmon and sushi rice with hot, sweet and sour Asian sauce” from “Kitchen”

Anna: Ok, I think I have found my new, favourite, mid-week salmon dish.  This is SO easy.  And SO quick.  And delicious.  And healthy.  And…..

Peter: Calm down.

Anna: Sorry.

Peter: What makes it so much better than the other salmon recipes you always cook?

Anna: Well, it only takes as long as it takes to cook the rice.  I used jasmine rice as we don’t have any sushi rice in the house.

Peter: Which tasted fine, didn’t it?

“Lamb with rosemary and port” from “Kitchen”. With added goldfish.

Tom: Well, this treated lamb as if it was steak. Lamb fillets, cooked in a really hot pan, which is then deglazed with butter and port. It was great. Small but perfectly formed.

Kirstin: Yup. I would definitely make that again. It was very easy and very yummy. I don’t even really like lamb, apart from roast lamb. But I liked that.

Tom: Apart from whipping up that salad, it didn’t look as though you had to prepare anything, really.

“Red velvet cupcakes” from “Kitchen”

Anna: I’m so excited about these cupcakes!

Kirstin: I know!  You’ve been going on about them for days.  Ordering fancy pastes and glitters, debating whether to use the Kitchen Aid or food processor….

Anna: SO excited!  I really hope they turn out better than our last few baking recipes from “Kitchen”.  I don’t think I can cope if they turn out to be a disappointment.  Not after all this anticipation!

“Everyday brownies” from “Kitchen”

Anna:  Ooh, another bake-off.  Nigella says these brownies are a “no-notice” version.  Aren’t all brownies?  I’m dubious about these.  They were easy enough to make, as you’d expect, but I’m just not too sure about their brownie-ness.  So, I must turn to my trusty consumers of chocolate baked goods, for their expert opinions……

Ella: These are very thick.  I don’t like them as much as the last ones.  Do you mind if I don’t eat it all?